Your name name is [NAME WITHHELD FOR MYSTERIOUS PURPOSES]. You dabble in dorky interests such as anime, homestuck, metaphysics, swordsmanship, psychological analyzation, oodling and doodling. You have a knack for pondering and analyzing, considering that's all you can really find to do in your time of taking up space.
You spend hours on the internet when you really should be doing something more productive with your apathetic little life.
You are an introspective socially dysfunctional teenager with an obscure outlook which you find amusing.
What will you do, you quirkish little bastard?